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1. I don't care how long you've been in a relationship with the dude.
2. He still comes off as a total wiener creep
3. I AM sorry you overheard me call him that
4. He shouldn't smile at and be as ineffective as possible with a person having a seizure. When I'm trying to clear the space around them and pad the area, you WILL invoke all of Hugh Acheson's faces of disappointment in me and you WILL be told "bitches, leave."

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Woke up to confirmation tickets from Amtrak. My friend got eBay crunk'd, looked at my academic schedule (even though he didn't realize I was giving a lecture at that time [about sovereignty and compassable rights]), and bought me tickets to come hang out in Brooklyn. 18 hours for a train ride is enough to put a lecture together, right?
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Sylph: I'm an anarchist in the vein of Kropotkin and Elisee Reclus.
"Chris Lee:" My "assault rifle" isn't fully automatic and it's nowhere near as bad as military grade firearms. I'm an anarchist in the vein of Crass and Leftover Crack. If you don't know who those bands are, they're really good anarchist punk bands.
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HAVE NOT HAD A CIGARETTE IN A WEEK AND A HALF AND I KNOW E-CIGS ARE LAME AS SHIT, BUT OH MY GOD MY SNORING HAS GONE FROM ATROCIOUS TO ADORABLE AGAIN AND I DON'T HAVE TO CLEAR MY THROAT EVERY TIME I TALK.

Somehow, after I received the best hairbrush on the planet from Anja, I ended up with Westhof knives, a really cool electronic hand mixer that I need to figure out, some decorative Anthropologie totally non-functional measuring cups shaped like porcupines, more Anthropologie decorative and totally non-functional kitchen shit, a semi-functional Anthropologie sugar bowl, Chelsea Handler books (what? is this my life? what? Into the bathroom, for when I have the runs!), and all of the Peter Fuckin' Kropotkin and Mikhail Bakunin works I didn't have before. And more sweaters for Ira, because the groomer shaved his belly for some reason, and it doesn't make his nuts look any bigger.
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Watching Fractured Fairy Tales, learned about Mr. Peabody & Sherman movie coming out in 2013. Craig Wright doing screen play (awww yeaaah) Stephen Colbert, Mel Brooks, Stephen Tobolowsky, Stanley Tucci, Leslie Mann, and EVEN MORE as voices.
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A true social order is based not on defeat of enemies but on identification with victims through participation in Christ's reconciling sacrifice.

Okay I just tried to repost the same message in Wingdings but it was all BOXES and shit. : ( I am a fraud and certainly no FBI agent.
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ANJA I TRIED TO GET THE APPROPES IMAGES AND WAS TOO LAZY TO UPLOAD THEM INDIVIDUALLY SO I USED A SHITSTAIN SITE. IT WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH GETTING MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN GRABS ON HULU OK.